"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us" - Charles Bukowski
  • kingsleyyy:

    i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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  • (Source: purplebox192, via luckychip)

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  • "Granny Sheeran told me when I’m looking for a partner to fall in love with their eyes cause eyes are the only things that don’t age, so if you fall in love with their eyes you’ll be in love forever."

    Ed Sheeran (via lipsspressedtomyneck)

    My heart

    (via waakeme-up)

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  • theperksofbeing-infinite:



    are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

    I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

    and people wonder why I’m always so quiet

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  • angelarzxu:





    The greatest of the Disney pictures. I dare you to find a better one.

    omfg asdfghjkl

    Found a better one. 


    I’d work at Disneyland just for this

    (Source: 9oh4, via samohsnap)

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  • merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:


    Where is my talent


    (Source: wetheurban, via michfitt)

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  • “Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie

    (Source: becketts, via theadventuresoftim--tim)

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  • divinedorothy:

    if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

    (via procrostinate)

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  • weaponsofbradestruction:



    Nelly omg


    Fuck.. You know he teared up a little..

    (Source: suckafreesundays, via hello-beautiful)

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  • french:

    I’m so fucking weird
    It’s like:
    I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
    I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
    I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
    I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
    I need help.

    (via -infuckti0n)

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  • (Source: iamphotonate, via -infuckti0n)

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